“So I am Abby,
Let me describe a bad week.
Show up for a week long rowing camp, immediately produce enormous blisters all over the palms of your hands and for a little icing on the cake, break your shoulder bone. Then spend the rest of the week telling your coaches ‘No, I Really Can’t Do That’ and as a swan song, receive the coveted ‘I Hate Spring Camp 2010’ award made from a discarded horseshoe crab. Now that is what I call an awesome April vacation from high school.”